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Narly Kalupahana

Narly Kalupahana

Full Name: Narly

Nickname: Narly (although Becks tends to call me Narls when we’re in bed... oops, I mean... er, nothing)

Born: 12 April 1974, Carterton, New Zealand (incidentally, Carterton is the home of the world’s first transsexual mayor)

Batting Style: No style has been observed during my batting

Bowling Style: See batting style

Location: Mid-levels

Occupation: Patent Attorney

Interests (outside cricket): golf, gadgets, racket sports, golf, collecting golf gadgets, golf, gadgets, chocolate, fiddling with my guitars, annoying Rachel by waking up early on Saturday mornings to play Xbox with the lads back in NZ.

Previous Cricketing Experience:
Played a lot of indoor cricket in NZ, as the weather is too rubbish to play outside.

Reason(s) for joining Lamma CC: Part of my parole conditions

Best and/or worst cricketing memories: Best: i) Lance Cairns hits six 6s (including a one-hander off Lillee over square leg) against a fiery Australian pace attack at the MCG in 1982/3 World Series Final. ii) Nathan Astle plunders a 150 ball double century against the Poms in 2003. iii) With Lamma needing 1 to win, me hitting the winning run over square leg and having to send Monty back after the single was completed (for some unknown reason he was trying to run a second).
Worst: Feb 1st 1981, non-striker Brucie Edgar on 102, McKechnie (facing his first ball) needs to hit a 6 off the last ball to tie the match, and Trevor “John Holmes lookalike” Chappell bowls an underarm ball at the request of brother and captain Greg “I really ought to grow a spine” Chappell. A dark, dark day (even Richie Benaud called it “disgusting”). B*stards.

Favourite current international player: Chris Cairns (Chris Harris runs in a close 2nd)